As a PhD economist (and still not yet fired from my USC tenured professorship—although they have taken down my professional websites) I’m rather embarrassed that I left so much money on the table by asking all my substack subscribers to only choose the free subscription plan option for my substack. I notice that the CDC is offering $1 mil for a contract to predict Covid “misinformation.”
Given this fact, I have decided to initiate a Dutch Auction for my Paid Subscribers. Free subscribers are still warmly welcomed and highly appreciated. However, the confidential posts available ONLY to paid subscribers will be worth MILLIONS to such subscribers, since I will be able to forecast covid misinformation with 100% accuracy and reliability (at a minimum for the portion of misinformation that comes from me, but that’s only the beginning of what they will get). I will also provide insights and wisdom that is not obtainable anywhere else ONLY TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS!
I will use a Dutch Auction approach (anyone who has studied economics has heard of the Dutch Tulip Bulb mania of the early 1600s—-very similar to the market manias we’re seeing for medical “products” these days). The bidding for these paid subscribers will start at $1 million dollars per subscriber. After all available slots are filled at that amount, I will reduce the paid subscriber price in $10,000 increments—-$990K, 980K….etc. until the market clears.
I cannot stress enough how valuable these paid subscriptions will be! After all as a PhD economist and a Professor of Health Economics for over three decades, my insights are worth many many times even the bargain price of $1 million. Any takers? DARPA??? CDC??? Pfizer??? This is your chance to get in on the ground floor. It is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; particularly if you are at least triple vaxxxed!